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Saturday 24 April 2010

Advice for life

I thought that we could all do with some advice today.

So, should you ever find your self in the common situation of being threatened with a scorpion whilst on a night out, here's a quick tip:

"Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death."

Remember, it could happen to anyone.

Secondly, never try to steal from a dolphin, "dolphins sleep with one eye open".

And finally, I leave you with a quote of advice:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you" - Arthur McAuliff.


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