Advice for life

I thought that we could all do with some advice today.

So, should you ever find your self in the common situation of being threatened with a scorpion whilst on a night out, here's a quick tip:

"Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death."

Remember, it could happen to anyone.

Secondly, never try to steal from a dolphin, "dolphins sleep with one eye open".

And finally, I leave you with a quote of advice:

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you" - Arthur McAuliff.

Friday Thinking

A few things for you today:

To start you off, did you know that "Albert Einstien never wore any socks"?

Each to there own I suppose . . .

Secondly, a quote, "With $10,000, we'd be millionaires!" - Homer Simpson.

I am aware that Homer is a fictional character and that the line was quite probably purposely invented. But, I am a fan of simple humour, and that made me laugh :D

Finally, I thought a poem would be an interesting addition to my third post. 

"One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A blind man there to see fair play
And two big dummies to shout hurray
A legless donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and arrested the two dead boys"

A personal favourite for pure genius.

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The Difficult Second Album

Since yesterday I have had a quick shuffle round of the site, added a few new features and altered some others.


Now you can tell me what you think of each post by ticking one of the boxes beneath. I'm hoping this will help me to work out the kind of thing you all want to hear about :D
There is also a news reel at the bottom of the page to keep you as up to date as possible. Have a look, you may find something interesting.


Right then, down to what we all want to hear then, my second post


Quote:
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." - George Bush.


Fact:
"McDonalds is the world's largest distributor of toys!"


So there you are, just a couple more things to broaden your knowledge of potentially useless facts :D


I would also like to take this opportunity to recommend that you all try a CINNABON! They are Amazing. Take a look at the picture below ;)

First time lucky

Welcome one and all to my brand new blog where you will be brought up to the minute facts, quotes and stories, amongst other things.


There are so many sites out there that ill provide you with quotes, or facts, but never both. So I've decided to bring it all together, everything that I know and learn that is deemed interesting enough to be shared, will be shared. You will know what I know, when I know it.


So here we go, to start off my entire site, one of my favourite facts of all time:


"Cocunuts kill more people in the world than sharks do."


Approximately 150 people die a year due to coconuts. In comparison, sharks only come in with about 4.
So next time your on a beach and have a choice between sitting under a palm tree, or swimming with sharks, choose wisely!